“It is well known that zombies can’t operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.”
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”
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PS: in the comments Dr. Briggs writes
27. Administrator | February 5th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
If anything can make you despair about the fate mankind, take a look at this snippet from my webserver’s log file today:
24.158.216.235 - - [05/Feb/2008:14:43:46 -0800] “GET /blog/index.php/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/
REFERRER
“http://www.google.com/search?q=recent+zombie+attacks”
The emphasis is mine.
Is there something happening out there that I don’t know about?
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